The Holy Republic of Western Raby Iandiake is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Chosen One with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, enslaved workforce, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.097 billion Western Raby Iandiakeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forandi. The average income tax rate is 65.7%.

The powerhouse Western Raby Iandiakean economy, worth 205 trillion Florins a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,163 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Chosen One's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, and the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Raby Iandiake's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Thenocracism.

Western Raby Iandiake is ranked 26,014^th in the world and 1,011^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 84 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.